Rob Ford: wild, unpredictable, animalistic, and hard to track down in his native environment - perfect fodder for a Discovery channel wildlife documentary (or at least a goofy mockumentary).
Last night, Jimmy Kimmel gave viewers "a rare glimpse at one of nature's most powerful and voracious predators: the Great White Ford." Diet (primarily fermented hops,) behaviour (erratic and often aggressive,) and the err... "mating dance" all get examined.
Watch and tell yourself this is the logical byproduct of a crack cocaine scandal.
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